We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
