My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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