Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
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I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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