Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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