If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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