Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
It's official drugs can't kill me
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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