Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Do vagina's smell?
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I checked into jail on foursquare
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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