Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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