Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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