Where did you get a picture of my penis
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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