where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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