I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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