i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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