ADVERTISEMENT

• (925): View more from California

  Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.

  Fav 24 5578 1863

  share tweet
  

• (201): View more from New Jersey

  you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  she's a dina-saur

  Fav 32 5749 1324

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (678): View more from Georgia

  Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no

  Fav 1 3662 1212

  share tweet
  

• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.

  Fav 5 2059 1053

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.

  Fav 12 4692 1073

  share tweet
  

• (812): View more from Indiana

  I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.

  Fav 21 2466 1430

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER

  Fav 5 1562 634

  share tweet
  

• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.

  Fav 6 1872 690

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls

  Fav 4 1071 812

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.

  Fav 3 1140 597

  share tweet
  

• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.

  Fav 5 481 861

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (705): View more from Ontario

  So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

  Fav 0 531 764

  share tweet
  

• (394): View more from

  Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

  Fav 1 14 32

  share tweet
  

• (551): View more from New Jersey

  Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack

  Fav 1 23 15

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (850): View more from Florida

  You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor

  Fav 1 20 28

  share tweet
  

Randomize