yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
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But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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