We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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