I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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