we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
We need to rekindle our bromance
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
