But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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