i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
third nipple confirmed
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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