You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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