So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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