I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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