ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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