I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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