take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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