Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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