I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
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His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I will be naked everywhere
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.