just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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