I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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