he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
The air was thick with penises
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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