I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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