It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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