when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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