How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
how drunk are you?
Several
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Randomize
