we're blogging at a bar
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
