smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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