Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
