no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
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