Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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