just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
do nipples grow back?
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