You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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