Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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