I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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