I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
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No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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