The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
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I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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