So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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