They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
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Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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