this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
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We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I need to calm my uterus...
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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