I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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