it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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