Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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