i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
