I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
All I want is dick and wine.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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