and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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