She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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