sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
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I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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