today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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