Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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