Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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