Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
There r osticjed everywhere
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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