You work out of a Hotel?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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